In a courtroom, a defendant was asked to stand in the dock. As soon as he took his position, he said directly to the judge, "I don t recognize this court!"

"And why is that?" asked the Judge.

The defendant replied, "Well, you seem to have decorated it since the last time I visited."

A mother in Hyderabad, India was talking to her son in typical Hyderabadi Hindi.

Mother: Tu kaiku rora? (Why are you crying?)

Son: Teacher maari merku. (The teacher hit me)

Mother: Kaiku maari re chudail ne? (Why did she hit you?)

Son: Kyonki mai usku murgi bola. (Because I called her a Hen)

Mom: Kaiku re?? (Why?)

Son: Kaiku bole toh, har exam mein anda deri merku. (Because she gave me a round egg in all the exams)

President Obama was back in Washington DC after a tour and as he got down from the helicopter in front of the White House, his staff noticed he was carrying 2 baby piglets, one under each arm.

The alert security guard salutes and says, "Nice pigs, Sir."

Obama replies, "You are mistaking them for pigs. These are genuine Razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the other for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The security guard salutes, and comments: "Brilliant trade, sir."